I heart tourists on Segways. They remind me that at least I'm not the most awkward American fumbling through Paris.

I intended to update a little sooner, but I haven't been home much the past couple of days. I'll go into what I've been up to in a big, obnoxious, intimidating post that no one will want to read sometime this weekend. I'm slowly getting to know my way around Paris; hopefully I don't look like a complete idiot.

Today we took one of those touristy boat tours of the Seine.